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I don't know who's idea it was, but I'm still traumatised! How can one simple slice of toast cause such drama. I walk into the Strawberry studio and through the glass doors I see Niamh and Andy making FM104 toast . So Jim and myself went in, and we were quickly joined by Dangerous Deano, dressed in his security uniform, carrying the butter for the toast.
So there we all are, the 5 of us standing, watching this thing slowly toast the logo of Fm104 onto a slice of Brennan's finest. Exciting!
With that, absolute panic erupts. The fire alarm goes off and we all realise it's the bloody toaster! Now, I've been in stressful situations before at modeling shoots but this was crazy, I started screaming trying to get out, Andy is ripping the plug out of the wall, poor Jim looks stunned and Niamh, being the professional, decides to run back to grab the slice pan. There we were running out of the studio, knowing that we were trouble.
As we run from the scene, the rest of the FM104 staff noticed something wasn't right, especially when I was screaming even louder than normal, Andy is trying to dump a toaster, Dangerous Deano and Jim are trying to look extra cool like nothing is wrong and Niamh is carrying half a sliced pan of bread under her arm.
We were forced to walk down the 3 fights of stairs, mingling with loads of bankers (not for the first time in my life) and out to our Fire assembley point, which is actually just a lamp post! I'm getting onto management about this, there should be a panic room erected on Pembroke Road filled with refreshments. Poor Andy Preston was forced off air too and everyone was forced out into the cold.
Luckily Andy Matthews got all the blame for setting off the alarm which myself and Niamh are delighted about. We all managed to eventually get back into the studio, but by then we were all wrecked. I had to go shopping to help deal with the stress, so I've spent loads of money in BT on my way home and I'm settling in to watch Big Brother live streaming to get me back to normal.
Join me in the morning at 8.15 - You'll hear about my new job on "401fm" where my plans to book Shelly's party go wrong.
Cyas!
I like this photo of Jim & Sandra. It's like CSI Miami gone horribly wrong!
ened... You'll need more than mistletoe Jim!
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Jaysus, can you imagine their ESB Bill!!!
I'll have more gossip for you tomorrow on my update at 9.45.
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So, Jim and Niamh are gone on their holidays for two weeks in their pokey caravan in Wexford. I swear, the Strawberry office never looked so clean. Niamh is like a tornado, she leaves a trail of destruction behind her. Not only that, but it's very quiet in here.
I'm loving the competition on the Strawberry this week. I'm a massive fan of The Simpsons and I'm getting all the questions right, but Jim says I can't enter the competition because I'm staff, and it would look bad... I suppose, if anybody knows about looking bad it's Jim Mc Cabe!!!!
What a week we're having in the house this week. It's Nikki v Gerry this Friday and we all think it's gonna be Nikki getting the boot. She is a walking bag of misery and needs to be evicted.
Ahhhhh John Maguire... Now if there is one person who fancies John Maguire as much as me it's Niamh Crowley. To surprise her, nobody told her he was coming onto the show, so during her link John walked into the studio to surprise her.. oh it was great.
Oh I'm so excited about tonights Big Brother highlight show. We finally get to see Pauline enter the house. Word is, that Carole is really suspicious and has almost blown Pauline's cover.
